Accidentally on Purpose

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hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tastefullyoffensive:
[piecomic]

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

bitchville:

Body Scripture II | Incredibly Detailed Calligraphy on the Human Body by Ronit Bigal

gaksdesigns:

Photo Manipulations by Erik Johansson.

I am sick of there ALWAYS being a reason.

Sometimes I want to punch life in the face.

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

Except shine means both reflect and emit light depending on circumstance. Ughhhh

(Source: mountincest, via arachnis-deathicus)

thescienceofjohnlock:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

taggianto:

blackkolors:

sad tumblr user

SO FAR AWAY FROM CANON IT’S NIKON.

I AM SO USING THAT IN REAL LIFE SOMEHOW.

THIS TOO AWESOME NOT TO REBLOG

SO FAR AWAY FROM CANON IT’S NIKON.

(via arachnis-deathicus)